dizziness and squeaky toys may not be a healthy combination

Our dog has allergies. For real. Sneezy, itchy allergies. At least this is the vets best guess. He doesn't really know for sure but did prescribe us some doggy allergy medicine that included some very helpful information. First, Sadie apparently has a full name:

Sadie F. Dog. At least this is how the Walgreens guy and the bottle identifies our dog.

For short: Ms. Dog. And starting now I will be going by Mr. Person.

Secondly, some very helpful warnings:


Driving cars? Come now, she has paws. And very short legs. This makes it tough to reach the pedals.

Dangerous machinery? As long as Sadie doesn't pick up woodworking or glass blowing I think we'll be ok.

Dizziness? This might cause pukyness and that might just suck. Especially when she's drinking all that alcohol.